Wizards-Pistons games make me sad...

Watching the Pistons is kind of like having all 3 of your ex-girlfriends show up at a restaurant at the same time, 15 pounds lighter and with breast implants, while you're dining with the mediocre girl you've been dating to help you get over a cold streak.





At least we got our very own championship core of Jerry Stackhouse, Rod Strickland, and Ike Austin for them. If my walls weren't plastered with posters of Gilbert Arenas, I would definitely have a poster of this man over my bed.

NOTES:

> The Post's Mike Wise focuses on last night's Arenas-Redd duel.

> On SportsCenter last night, NBA analyst Greg Anthony picked the Wizards as the most dangerous playoff team in the East. His reasoning? We have the top 3 scorers in the league, the only team in the East that plays great defense is the Pistons, and we're the only team in the league with a winning record against the Pistons this year.